She don’t believe in shooting stars, but she believe in shoes and cars. 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
Whatever we get a 12/13/14 and you dont haha suckers bye
Neymar is the first player in Champions League history to score a hat-trick .
That’s my boy! Amazing. Breaking records!
Are you fucking kidding me?? yOUR OWN PLAYER LIONEL MESSI HAS SCORED A HATTRICK AND YOU DON’T REMEMBER THAT???
and here, football fans, you can see the wild culé in its natural habitat. note its apparent low IQ and long-term memory loss
scientists are still trying to find a reason for its species’ strange behaviours
Jimmy hates elevators
how wendys gon give me a baconator wit no bacon
niggas gave me a nator
Hate the nigga shit but omg LOL. Had me dying.
GOD DAMN IT EVERY TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I NEARLY THROW UP LAUGHING
I didn’t find this that funny until I realized that was somebody’s foot.
i just really hope sagna comes back because i dont trust jenko /at all/ also santi?? on the bench next time please??aw santi :(
i’m ur fucking LIFE don’t u even try 2 lie
why do i call u my friend